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Your name is ALFRED F. JONES but you are also known as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. You are a HOMESTUCK fan. You love HAMBURGERS and HEROICS. Your favorite character is JOHN EGBERT and you might be a little too OBSESSED. You enjoy COMPANY at any time, and love to CHAT.

((Independent RP blog for homestuck!America. He'll act pretty much like usual (if not a little more innocent than usual), but with a homestuck obsession. Right now I've only just started Act 5, so please keep that in mind ;u;))
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-nuzzles into the other’s hair a little, grip tightening and mumbles a lil- Love ya’ too Artie.

Y-yay… I didn’t mean to hurt you…

It’s fine Artie, it’s my fault anyways -gives a bit of an awkward laugh but stops short-

No, it’s my fault…! I… I should have been a better boyfriend so you would want to talk to me!

Nope nope nope. -shakes head- Nope. I’m sorry for disappearing all the time, I feel really bad about it…

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-nuzzles into the other’s hair a little, grip tightening and mumbles a lil- Love ya’ too Artie.

Y-yay… I didn’t mean to hurt you…

It’s fine Artie, it’s my fault anyways -gives a bit of an awkward laugh but stops short-

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“Hahaha I’m Alfred :BBBB I like to read homolost or whatever and I missed my own boyfriend’s birthday because I’m a baka!! I can’t understand Japanese and I call it scribbles because I’m a baka!!! I can’t even remember who my boyfriend’s anime crush is haahaha :BBBBBBBBBB! I don’t like anime and I never talk to my boyfriend! Hahahaha :BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB I also have stupid glasses!!!!” 

………Sorry………..

Oh, Alfie-kun, when did you get here…?!

S-sumimasen… -holds his arms out- H-hug?

-looks at the other’s arms and gives a sniffle and a moments hesitation but pulls him into a hug- Sorryyyy

-hugs him tightly, sniffling- I love you, Alfie-kun…

-nuzzles into the other’s hair a little, grip tightening and mumbles a lil- Love ya’ too Artie.

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“Hahaha I’m Alfred :BBBB I like to read homolost or whatever and I missed my own boyfriend’s birthday because I’m a baka!! I can’t understand Japanese and I call it scribbles because I’m a baka!!! I can’t even remember who my boyfriend’s anime crush is haahaha :BBBBBBBBBB! I don’t like anime and I never talk to my boyfriend! Hahahaha :BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB I also have stupid glasses!!!!” 

………Sorry………..

Oh, Alfie-kun, when did you get here…?!

S-sumimasen… -holds his arms out- H-hug?

-looks at the other’s arms and gives a sniffle and a moments hesitation but pulls him into a hug- Sorryyyy

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“Hahaha I’m Alfred :BBBB I like to read homolost or whatever and I missed my own boyfriend’s birthday because I’m a baka!! I can’t understand Japanese and I call it scribbles because I’m a baka!!! I can’t even remember who my boyfriend’s anime crush is haahaha :BBBBBBBBBB! I don’t like anime and I never talk to my boyfriend! Hahahaha :BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB I also have stupid glasses!!!!” 

………Sorry………..

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Hey, hey Artie!

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-rubs back of neck- Yeah I’m really sorry babe… -shuffles feet again, stepping to the side to reveal a gift bag he was sitting in front of, and picks it up, handing it to the other- I really hope you like it…! I could do something else if you don’t.

Hm… -opens the bag and pulls out the cat ears, gasping- So kawaii…!

-gives a bit of a grin now- There’s another thing in there too!

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Hey, hey Artie!

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Aaaarrrtiieee~

Alfie! Alfie! -smiles at him-

-shuffles feet slightly, looking down- I’m really sorry about missing your birthday yesterday… But I got you a present so maybe I can make up for it?

I was worried! -pouts lightly- I thought you were mad at me! And it depends on the present.

-rubs back of neck- Yeah I’m really sorry babe… -shuffles feet again, stepping to the side to reveal a gift bag he was sitting in front of, and picks it up, handing it to the other- I really hope you like it…! I could do something else if you don’t.

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Hey, hey Artie!

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Aaaarrrtiieee~

Alfie! Alfie! -smiles at him-

-shuffles feet slightly, looking down- I’m really sorry about missing your birthday yesterday… But I got you a present so maybe I can make up for it?

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Hey, hey Artie!

Aaaarrrtiieee~

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-lays down next to him, smiling- That was kawaii~

-gives a half-cough, half-snort at the choice of words- Kawaii?

-nods- Mhm~ You were kawaii~

Oh. -debates this for a moment- Thanks?

You’re welcome. -smiles and kisses his cheek-

-gives a small grin, and pulls the other a bit closer to him, wrapping his arms around him properly-

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